Diaries of a Mad Biologist The Author’s Forthcoming New Book To Be Published Soon! Here You Can Read Some Snippets Adapted from the Introduction as well as a dozen of the Diary Entries Related to Gualala River Steelhead Studies INTRODUCTION The Poacher’s Cabin Little Strokes Fell Great Oaks Bad Movie Scene Pigs Are Pigs A Lion’s King Thou Hath No Barriers Behind Locked Gates Fail-Safe Duping Device Brokeback Rapids Jackboots and Handcuffs Buck Fever Show Me the Money!